Take my Damn Garbage
The garbage truck driver in San Jose are f***ing idiots! There I said it. These F**ktards constantly drop the bins from 6 feet or higher in my neighborhood. They run over the bins with the stupid claws that pick up the bins and leave the bins in the middle on the damn street. Or worse yet they don't even bother to collect the garbage or recycling. WTF people!
I set out a bag with an extra garbage tag on it last night. I go out this morning and not only are my bins in the damn street, the last s.o.b. didn't pick up my extra bag. Do they have paraplegics driving these trucks. Get out of the damn truck and do your job. I don't over pay your sorry ass to sit there.
I call customer service and the dumbass that answers the phone asks me. "Did you put an extra garbage sticker on it?" No I pinned a $20 on it and wished it the best of luck! Of course I put and extra garbage sticker on it, you idiot! Then she asks me what color was the bag? I say clear. She says "they only pick up extra garbage in Black bags. So they know its trash and not recycling." How do they know it's trash? Do they use the friggin X-ray vision? Last time I checked black bags were opaque and you could see through the clear ones.
So the dumbass puts me on hold while she goes and gets her coffee. Then come back and tells me "Their not answering their phones, but I left a message." If those bastards don't come and get this extra bag of garbage I'm taking it down to their customer service center and leaving it in their lobby. Arrgghh!!!
I set out a bag with an extra garbage tag on it last night. I go out this morning and not only are my bins in the damn street, the last s.o.b. didn't pick up my extra bag. Do they have paraplegics driving these trucks. Get out of the damn truck and do your job. I don't over pay your sorry ass to sit there.
I call customer service and the dumbass that answers the phone asks me. "Did you put an extra garbage sticker on it?" No I pinned a $20 on it and wished it the best of luck! Of course I put and extra garbage sticker on it, you idiot! Then she asks me what color was the bag? I say clear. She says "they only pick up extra garbage in Black bags. So they know its trash and not recycling." How do they know it's trash? Do they use the friggin X-ray vision? Last time I checked black bags were opaque and you could see through the clear ones.
So the dumbass puts me on hold while she goes and gets her coffee. Then come back and tells me "Their not answering their phones, but I left a message." If those bastards don't come and get this extra bag of garbage I'm taking it down to their customer service center and leaving it in their lobby. Arrgghh!!!
posted by Brettman at 8:59 AM
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