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2007-07-19T15:14:00.000-07:00

Dear Tech Support:

2007-03-21T13:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, and Softball 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

2006-07-28T14:09:00.000-07:00

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

This is F**king great

New California Flag

2006-05-03T13:46:00.000-07:00

Woof...

2006-01-23T14:50:00.000-08:00

What kind of dog am I? Why I'm a Bulldog apparently .

What are you?

TIME Magazine Person of the Year 2005 | Billboard in Times Square NYC

2005-12-12T10:36:00.000-08:00

picture of me coming soon

2005-11-01T09:34:00.000-08:00

Phoebe as Princess Aurora.

Take my Damn Garbage

2005-10-25T08:59:00.000-07:00

The garbage truck driver in San Jose are f***ing idiots! There I said it. These F**ktards constantly drop the bins from 6 feet or higher in my neighborhood. They run over the bins with the stupid claws that pick up the bins and leave the bins in the middle on the damn street. Or worse yet they don't even bother to collect the garbage or recycling. WTF people!
I set out a bag with an extra garbage tag on it last night. I go out this morning and not only are my bins in the damn street, the last s.o.b. didn't pick up my extra bag. Do they have paraplegics driving these trucks. Get out of the damn truck and do your job. I don't over pay your sorry ass to sit there.
I call customer service and the dumbass that answers the phone asks me. "Did you put an extra garbage sticker on it?" No I pinned a $20 on it and wished it the best of luck! Of course I put and extra garbage sticker on it, you idiot! Then she asks me what color was the bag? I say clear. She says "they only pick up extra garbage in Black bags. So they know its trash and not recycling." How do they know it's trash? Do they use the friggin X-ray vision? Last time I checked black bags were opaque and you could see through the clear ones.
So the dumbass puts me on hold while she goes and gets her coffee. Then come back and tells me "Their not answering their phones, but I left a message." If those bastards don't come and get this extra bag of garbage I'm taking it down to their customer service center and leaving it in their lobby. Arrgghh!!!

Daphne Alice Roach

2005-10-17T13:36:00.000-07:00

So the wife and I have been a bit busy since I started this. On Sept. 26th we found ourselves at Good Sam. Jen giving birth to our second daughter. Things went very well and have continued since we've brought Daphne home. If you count loads of diapers (pun intended) and little sleep well. Jen has been super Momma, sleeping on the couch so she can nurse and not disturb Phoebe and myself, which I am so grateful for. We both cannot wait for Daphne’s sleep pattern to turn around. So without further rambling on my part let me introduce you to Daphne...

Everybody has an opinion

2005-09-13T14:15:00.000-07:00

Rants, Raves, Opinions. Everybody has them. Does Anybody care? Do you care? Do I care that you care? Do you care that I care or don't care? Who cares?

What's important is that I'm here now and your reading...
You are reading ...
right?...

Hey this is Important, relevant stuff I'm spewing here. Or it could just be the PurplePlasticPart of my brain trying to come out.

I got to get a bigger Band-Aid